planemas

The official holiday to celebrate 9/11 and the people who will never forget it.

Happy Planemas Everyone!

by wankvill June 29, 2006

PLACEMAT

The tatoo on the lower back of a female. Someplace to put your drink.

Bend over and let me use your placemat, baby!

by Dan Davis August 27, 2005

q-placement

any word that has the letter "o" or "p" in it can be replaced with the letter "q". This is used for people whose "o" or "p" key does not work or do not believe in using those letters.

A)"I lqst my shqe! Qls helq me find it."
B)"I lost my shoe! Pls help me find it."

A)"Jqhn, yqu rqt."
B)"John, you rot."

A)"It's so hqt right nqw."
B)"It's so hot right now."

The A examples above use q-placement, while the B examples do not.

by jon qls March 28, 2009

placemats

Most times a piece of paper with an add or coupon on it, also protects from slobs shoveling food in.

Hey Stevo you get the $5 Roulette coupon off one of those placemats from JOES DINER?

by Mr Falcone November 11, 2007

placemat

The tattoo on the small of a womens back (usually tribal with a fuckin butterfy).

DUDE, when you pull out just set your dick on her placemat.

by Duzer May 10, 2006

work placement

Another charming aspect of being on New Deal. After a certain amount of time on one of their ridiculous excuses for a training course, they decide to send out "students" on Wok Placement - ignoring the question of how, exactly, can you find paid work when you're stuck in a fucking office all day and not being paid for a second of it.

Essentially, it proves slavery is alive and well in the First World, as well as helping corrupt capitalists make a shitload of money at your expense? How? Put it this way - would Tesco want to hire ten people to stack their shelves for a salary every year, or a steady stream of unpaid labour from delivered from CETS every month to do the same? You work it out.

"I'm afraid you have to go on Work Placement in a place totally unsuited to you just so we don't have to help you find a job, which we're set up for, and help companies get fatter and fatter profits each and every year - which they pay us for."

by OD Smith April 14, 2005

set username placement

when the government uses the first name of a person only for their college e-mail address to signify that they are well thought of and they use only their last name to signify that they have good character

USC used a set username placement for our students.

by Coop Dupe June 15, 2018