Pisswich

A standard sandwich tainted with human urine. Commonly used on white bread, its common tell signs are a yellow stain that is concentrated in one area. Unfortunately, there is no way to 100% tell if it is a standard sandwich, or a Pisswich.

The reason is, melted butter or margarine, has the same affects (on white bread). The only surefire way to insure that your sandwich is not a Pisswich, is to eat it, or use a DNA test on all the ingredients in said sandwich/Pisswich.
Common scenarios when one may find a Pisswich, is during sleep overs with friends, parties, weddings, cooking classes, trash cans, and funerals.

Scientist 1: Hey Gary, i think i have found a way to decipher the difference between a Pisswich, and a Sandwich!

Scientist 2: Really?! We must tell the world!

Scientist 1: Right after i eat my turkey-Club Sub. with butter.

Scientist 2: Wait... Butter.... Professor! No!

Scientist 1: Wait... is it... No... i cant tell. I CANT TELL!

Scientist 2: Use the method!

Scientist 1: ... it wont work....!

- THERE IS NO WAY TO TELL -
-SAVE YOURSELF, SAVE YOUR SANDWICHES -

by Scientist 3 September 2, 2011

pissbitchballs

literally the hottest mf to ever exist. like no one can out do her. she's so hot

you know pissbitchballs?
omg yes, i want to marry her

by @i.definitelyhate.u March 25, 2021

pissditching

Peeing inside of the anus of a sexual partner, often post sexual intercourse or for pee-fetish reasons.

Last night Tom asked me to do some pissditching, it was awesome!

by ummmguy March 12, 2023

pimsmitch

Being of or equal to small of small quanities

!: "That's but a pimsmitch of food mama!"
?: "Deal with it"

by captian72 December 3, 2011

Pintwitch

A witch who gathers all their knowledge from Pinterest.

Paul is a Pintwitch.

by Kalikisses January 21, 2020

pissnatch

An asshole. A dick.

Ugh, he's such a pissnatch.

by Taka-mushroom December 7, 2022

Pisswit

somebody who has hair that looks like the twits from role dahl.

Bro look at that guys pisswit.

by tremendoustips May 14, 2024