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pintoing

v. The act of stating the obvious, thus frustrating other parties involved, while the offender remains clueless as to what she did wrong.
He was pintoing when he told us that the sky is blue.

She pintoed her mom when she said they were related.

"My name is Bob." "I'm not stupid, I'm your sister, I know your name. You're pintoing." "What did I do wrong?"
by Duh* October 3, 2013
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Pinto

1. A car produced by Ford in the 1970's, prone to exploding when rear-ended: mostly known for when the company deemed it cheaper to pay off lawsuits arising from death than to remodel the car.

2. Colloquial Brazillian for cock.

3. A portmanteau of the surnames of actors Chris Pine and Zachary Quinto referring to a romantic relationship between the two; also used to refer to a love child resulting from such a relationship.
1. The Ford Pinto: "the barbecue that seats four."

2. "You gotta wait for the right time to whip your pinto out."

2. "Pinto is a GQ motherfucker so fly he doesn't even exist!"
by CaptainFine May 26, 2009
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PINTO

Pinto means cock in Brazil (not "small cock", like some entries here say). "Pintinho" would be small cock. There.
Nao se esqueca de sacudir o pinto antes de coloca-lo de volta dentro da calca. ("Don't forget to shake your cock before you put it back in your pants." (after you take a leak, that is)
by Brazilian Dude February 28, 2009
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Pinto

A type of horse. Also a type of bean they serve at chipotle and other mexican restaurants.
A pinto horse has a coat color that consists of large patches of white and any other color.

~Also last name of a penny pincher family that was on extreme cheapskates tv show on TLC...
What type of beans would you like? Black or pinto? Pinto beans please.
by honeydrop May 6, 2019
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pintos

The hottest dance team around with the most sexiest dancers! they are fuckin hot as hell and they know how to party!
Damn... look at the pintos go!
by Aformerteekay April 5, 2005
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Pinto

Pinto: A word that refers to a pimp who is huge and throws refrigerators who probably has banged your girlfriend with his horse cock
Oh man look at that pinto, better keep ur girlfriends at home
by Ibangedurgirl October 26, 2010
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Pinto

In South East Asia this is slang for foreigners with an enormous penis.
In Thailand, prostitutes warn each other

“Don’t do anal with that guy, he is a PINTO.”

In referring to adult porn actors, instead of saying he is hung like a horse, they say he is a PINTO.
by Las Vegas hoodlum August 28, 2019
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