infinite pinocchio theorem
infinite pinocchio theorem by burtmack December 24, 2021
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The Pinocchio
The Pinocchio- You must first place your balls over the victims eyes like you would for the arabian goggles. The next part is crucial and the most difficult you must get and erection and put it over the recipients nose giving the allusion that his nose is long and hard.
Tom-"Did you see that picture? my nose looks quite long when I sleep on my badk"
Nick-"That wasn't your nose you idiot you that was my erection, I gave you The Pinocchio.
Nick-"That wasn't your nose you idiot you that was my erection, I gave you The Pinocchio.
The Pinocchio by uptown girl April 23, 2009
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Pinocchio
1. A puppet with a very long nose and who wants to become a real boy.
2. A tank with a very long cannon (similar to the nose of Pinocchio.)
2. A tank with a very long cannon (similar to the nose of Pinocchio.)
Pinocchio by UrbanComedy04 December 12, 2016
penis pinocchio
"To be honest, I have always really wanted to have a relationship. I'd like to tell you its because I am like a player or something. You'd probably respect me more. yeah... I know dating suicide right? I got no game whatsoever. honestly... you just seem kinda awesome and I'd probably regret it tomorrow if I didn't tell you right now that you are like the coolest bitch I have met in a very very long time. I am so focused on my career, but now I'm realizing none of that really matters right? on the flip side I can finally afford to give anyone the life they want and I really can make time to do so."
Yeah Nikki- go pee. don't be silly.
Dude- I couldn't help but notice you admiring that line of bull shit. reeled her in off POF. nothing wrong with a little penis pinocchio nah mean? about to take her home. my parents are out of town.
let me guess her intent was looking for a relationship. those chicks are a bunch of dum dums.
High five playa!
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Yeah Nikki- go pee. don't be silly.
Dude- I couldn't help but notice you admiring that line of bull shit. reeled her in off POF. nothing wrong with a little penis pinocchio nah mean? about to take her home. my parents are out of town.
let me guess her intent was looking for a relationship. those chicks are a bunch of dum dums.
High five playa!
date date face relationships serial dater boobs
penis pinocchio by Smellgibson February 20, 2014
Pinocchio presidency
Pinocchio presidency by Dr Bunnygirl April 18, 2019
To Offer a Pinocchio
To Offer a Pinocchio:
Male: "Excuse me, can I offer you a Pinocchio?"
Female: "What's that, a drink or something?"
Male: "Well, lets just say it involves some long wood with no strings attached."
Male: "Excuse me, can I offer you a Pinocchio?"
Female: "What's that, a drink or something?"
Male: "Well, lets just say it involves some long wood with no strings attached."
To Offer a Pinocchio by wolff333 June 3, 2009
Pinocchio
1. A slang term meaning oral sex.
2. A fictional puppet from the 1940 Disney movie of the same name.
2. A fictional puppet from the 1940 Disney movie of the same name.
1. I'm going out with my girlfriend tonight. I hope she gives me Pinocchio.
2. Ben: I'm watching Pinocchio right now.
Roger: You're watching oral sex!?
Ben: No man, you're a fag. I'm watching the Disney movie.
2. Ben: I'm watching Pinocchio right now.
Roger: You're watching oral sex!?
Ben: No man, you're a fag. I'm watching the Disney movie.