burtmack's definitions

infinite pinocchio theorem

A method of abusing Pinocchio's omniscient powers to obtain the secrets of the universe.

Do Aliens exist? Let's just use infinite pinocchio theorem theorem!

by burtmack December 24, 2021

the iu trick

A common tactic utilized by Indiana University to pay the refs and cheat their opponent out of the win.

You can't blame Purdue, but merely the iu trick.

by burtmack January 20, 2022

Noah

A white boy who often says nigger, especially on multiple occasions.

Dude we need to stop him he’s being such a Noah.

by burtmack October 15, 2021