penguinisation

the act of converting an animal into a penguin via a horrifc and many-bladed machine.

as in: where is my puppy mom?
im sorry honey, the ministry of penguinisation took him away and converted him.
(mwa ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha haaaa)

by head of penguinisation May 12, 2004

penguining

In cold weather, "penguining" refers to gathering together in a crowd to keep warm. The person in the middle gets the benefit of the body heat of the others, then people take turns being in the middle. Taken from the common practice of penguins in the Antarctic.

In the cold breeze, Chloe kept warm by penguining with her friends.

by Swasti B June 20, 2008

Penguining

The act of protecting an item or items between your legs.

Thanks for penguining my bag. I had to go run and get my wallet.

by Finalruner April 13, 2015

pinguine

the correct spelling of the so-called "p-e-nguine", a clear stain on the English language. IS PINGU, P-E-NGU, eh? No. Because the correct pronunciation is pinguine. No further comments.

I liked the movie pinguines.

by BeebleBrox41 April 8, 2020

Pinguino

A penguin but taller, stronger and has more girls. He's also rich and steals your pocket money every day on your way to Artic College™. He works for the best companies that give him first-class flights to wherever he needs to be just by asking.

His name is usually Brendon or Darryl, Charles or Freck. He has a Scottish accent but says the notorious "g'day mate" from Australia for some reason. He's really buff and has multiple world records of fastest runner, strongest penguin and the face of Antartica. His mom gives him the privilege to scream in his mic without a problem when playing Fortnite and stream-sniping Ninja. So basically, the penguin everyone wants to be.

Happy Feet penguin- oh no here comes Brendon!
Brendon- wheres the money jerk nut?
Happy Feet penguin- in my ass mother******!
Brendon- oh yeah? *puts his hand in his ass*
Brendon- haha I found it. later nerd!
Happy Feet penguin- what a jerk pinguino.

by The Neighbour's Kid May 24, 2020

penguinium

The theory that the universe is made up of an infinite amount of hot dogs that are the size of atoms.

The formula for water is actually hotdog2hotdog proves that water is actually hotdogs, therefore proving penguinium.

by Interplodation January 12, 2009

penguinista

A person, usually female, who is an advocate of the Linux computer operating system. Can be used as a form of familiar address or term of endearment.

Origin: penguin (the Linux symbol) + -ista (from the Spanish)

Twyla never uses Windows because she is a penguinista

by disastrophique July 21, 2008