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Taking the Pineapple

Origin: Australian Army.
A phrase used to describe being assigned a rather shitty task and having no other option but to undertake said task. Usually used in conjunction with BOHICA.
"How's it going mate"?
"Fucked. I've been taking the pineapple all day"
by CHA429 January 8, 2009
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Pen Pineapple Apple Pen

A groovy song about pens, pineapples, and apples.
Referred to as "Gangnam Style #2"
Person 1: Apple pen. . .

Person 2: Pineapple pen. . .
Together: EUGH, PEN PINEAPPLE APPLE PEN!
*Groovy Music*
by Pen Pineapple Apple Pen October 2, 2016
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Pineapple Friendly

1) A person or couple that is openminded toward and accepting of the swinger lifestyle.

2) One who is interested/curious of the swinger lifestyle .
My wife and I are going to a party tonight and hope to meet some pineapple friendly people.
by unomeimdfp July 22, 2017
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Pineapple Pizza

The fastest way to turn a discussion into a warzone. Bring up anchovies for bonus points.
Fred, Ursula, Charles, and Kyle: *civil discussion about lamps*
Douchebag: Pineapple pizza is Hitler/Jesus!
*cue World War 3*
by Yopmail User August 3, 2023
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Harrogate Pineapple

A Harrogate Pineapple is an indescribably twisted sexual practice offered as a special service in the darkened backrooms of some of the most refined and elegant-seeming tea-rooms of North Yorkshire, in the United Kingdom.
"Could I order a pot of Darjeeling, a tray of small cakes, and... er... the Harrogate Pineapple?"

"I'm sorry sir, this is not that sort of establishment. Please leave, before I have to call the Army"
by Belvin Mragg May 15, 2013
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pineapple snack

Taking a little piece of pineapple and putting it on a body part.
Dean: Hey, lil man wanna pineapple snack
Lil Man: Shit No!
by rayza_069 August 4, 2009
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pineapples on pizza

to some a blessing, to others a curse
pineapples on pizza is the equivalent of shitting on a burger and eating it whole./ dude, this pineapple pizza is the best!
by cheezborkers May 2, 2017
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