pigware

any software program or website that takes up too much of your memory, disk space, bandwidth, cpu time, or real time

comes from the software being piggish, hogging your valuable computer resources for itself

also see bloatware

"You still running that pigware? Why don't you switch to Firefox?"

or

"This Ajax bullshit is definitely pigware"

by dsimms January 18, 2008

Pigaleth

A fat baby of any species, can be used to describe any fat baby in any species including humans - the h at the end is a silent h

That baby elephant is a pigaleth

by SPWolf February 23, 2015

Pigback

The use of a pig as an unorthodox method of transport made famous by the working classes of Great Britain. Often riding to and from the pub 'two-a-pig' has made the mobile pig's back a common place for coitus.

Steve: Who's that bumhummit over there?
Bo-vice: That's Paul......his parents are heavy drinkers.
Steve: Oh, is that the guy whose parents conceived him whilst pigback?
Bo-vice: Yeah
Steve: Jesus, you think they could have at least pulled over.

by gregtastic October 8, 2010

Pigbark

The crispy crust that forms on the outer layer of smoked pork products (i.e. babyback ribs, pig butt & pork loin). If prepared properly, pig bark is without a doubt the best part of a pig.

"Mmmmm.... Pig Bark"

"Yo Matt, rip me off a piece of pig bark!"

"You crushed those ribs TZ, but are you gonna eat your pig bark?"

"Check it out, I peeled off all of the pigbark from the pork butt and made myself a pigbark sandwich"

by TZ April 14, 2009

pulling pigtails

The act of harassing, insulting, or physically hurting someone because you are secretly attracted to them, in the manner of a grade school boy pulling the pigtails of a girl he has a crush on.

Naw dude, she hella wants your cock. She was just pulling your pigtails when she said you're a thumbdick little bitch.

by Danny Delinquent August 8, 2003

piggachowna

1. A small animal that lives in basements, considered by its few witnesses to resemble a miniature german shepherd crossed with a mouse that has wings.

2. The answer to everything.

Petey, so do you think that I'm old enough to have a boyfriend?

Piggachowna.

by Peter Tolton February 8, 2007

PAGIA

As Is Good And Proper as a backwards acronym, because it's fun to say out loud. It is applicable to a myriad of different situations and almost always relevent.

Pay-Ghee-Uhh.

Say it. It's fun.

Person 1 - "We should do some heavy drinking tonight."

Person 2 - "PAGIA"

by lush October 15, 2004