Pineapple Hairs

Pineapple Hairs, the hair on top of Spongebob’s house. This is a glorious, thick, beautiful hair laid upon the tall, orange, pineapple house.

The Pineapple Hairs on top of Spongebob SquarePant’s house is so green and luscious.

by Julxox June 16, 2020

Pinaplles

You just misspelled Pineapples. Get off the Internet

Sharon: How were the pinaplles?
David: Did you just misspell pineapples?
Sharon: Yeah haha, sorry my bad, autocorrect.
David: Dude, we're talking right now...
Sharon: *rolls foot*
David: Do NOT ever roll my foot again...

by WillYourNarrator September 23, 2021

Pineaple

A pineapple, but better because it doesn't have an apple in it; An AWESOME Pineaple

Damn dude, thats an Awesome pineaple!

by awesomepineapple315 November 25, 2021

GOIN' IN FOR THE PINEAPPLE

Euphemism for daring to do something preposterous, potentially amazing.

The calculations are solid, bruh. You might think I'm crazy, but I'm goin' in for the pineapple.

by augustopher September 7, 2019

Suddenly, Pineapples

A phrase that means something random that neither helped nor hurt anyone.

Man 1: "I am depressed"

Man 2: "Suddenly, pineapples"
Man 1: "THIS DOESN'T HELP!!!"

by Furiousteddybear May 29, 2020

pineapple pen

m8 y u look this up

pineapple pens are weird

by MAXKELLYMADETHESE!!! January 28, 2019

Taking the Pineapple

Origin: Australian Army.
A phrase used to describe being assigned a rather shitty task and having no other option but to undertake said task. Usually used in conjunction with BOHICA.

"How's it going mate"?
"Fucked. I've been taking the pineapple all day"

by CHA429 January 8, 2009