piddle fart

to waste time; to procrastinate; to fool around nonsensically in order to waste time; fucking off

Stop piddle farting around, we need to get this done!

by uniTARDo March 23, 2009

piddlefuck

To waste time doing absolutely nothing.

To do meaningless tasks wasting time when there are things that need to be done.

Damnit! Why can't you ever be on time? You always gotta piddlefuck around instead of getting ready for work!

by jaynedough April 3, 2017

Piddle

Little kid word for urine; the act of urinating.

I have to make piddle; Shut up while I piddle.

by Chodeser January 23, 2003

piddle farm

restroom; bathroom; place where piddle is harvested

Tim must have had a burrito for lunch because he was i heard him in pain in the PIDDLE FARM.

Julie has to pee so bad I saw her run to the PIDDLE FARM.

Frank drank so much last night i think he is peeing and throwing up at once in the PIDDLE FARM.

by Frankie B June 28, 2006

piddlefucking

The act of slacking off instead of working, also a cross between titalywinks and pussyfooting.

To be distracted by pointless shenanigans and not getting shit done

Quit the piddlefucking and get to work

by spudbuster August 27, 2013

piddle you!

Similar to pee you! but with a bit less of a stench. Enough to make you wrinkle your nose a little in disgust, but not nearly as much as piss you! would require.

Piddle you! This yogurt must have gone off a few days ago. Better shitcan it before somebody gets sick from it and ralfs all over our brand new carpet!

by Telephony December 18, 2016

Piddle

To pee.

There was some piddle on the ground.

by Romi330 February 23, 2018