puckered lemon

another term for what a persons anus looks like.

"you shut up or I'll blast your puckered lemon!"

by billy trinkets June 6, 2004

poke a pinkey up a puckered pooper

When her ass is so tight you can barely poke your pinkey in it.

I was gonna fuck her up the ass but she was so tight all I could do was poke a pinkey up a puckered pooper

by Jimmythejerk May 27, 2020

puckered starburst

Synonym for Brown eye, poop chute, anus, butthole, asshole.

I nervously licked her puckered starburst. It was my first rim job ever.

by tanima May 20, 2004

puckered up

Means to get really drunk.

I got really puckered up at Ryan's house last night.

by reallydrunkdude2 June 2, 2010

Puckered Dick

Another term for a dick that has not been circumcised, for the tip looks puckered and unwelcoming to observers

I didn't fuck him last night because he had a puckered dick and after looking at it I was was just kind of into going home

by SPEEDYmcBALLS July 3, 2016

puckered spider

a dirty hairy asshole

man, that chick's puckered spider is overused

by pat smear November 26, 2003

Pink-Puckered Buggle Gum

An anus that is still fresh and youthful, vibrantly pink and "unused". There is an absence of veins and hair or feces for that matter. These anuses often resemble recently chewed pink bubble gum that still has its buoyancy and elasticity, hence the name.

You know that dude Dedo from Human Resources? Man oh' man, I saw him bend over in a skirt without panties on. He had total-Pink-Puckered Buggle Gum. I bet you I could chew that shit up and blow bubbles.

by partycrashers October 11, 2009