Phooning

Refers to a man gooning so much that his urethra can no longer shoot semen, and instead shoots puffs of air out because he has drained his testicles. The word comes from the “phoo” sound produced by the air coming out of his urethra.

My cousin Rick has started phooning. It won’t be long before he gets sent to a Doctor.

by CoolguyoG July 11, 2025

-phoon

(suffix) - a lot of something, a barrage.

I'm gonna get her alone and its gonna be a freak-phoon.

by Rudi G. December 14, 2008