PHONICATE

A slang term for having phone sex.

So (insert name) the new woman your talking to open to talking about sex on the telephone? Have you two phonicated yet?

by Rodent!! December 24, 2010

phonicator

Someone who uses the phone ALL THE TIME and probably has more than one ear accessory.

He is on the phone all the time, texting or talking. He's a real phonicator.

by cosmic guts August 5, 2011

phobiacidephobia

being scared of people of people who kill people who are scared.

"im terrified of phobiacidephobia"

by imasterfero maker December 5, 2022

phonication

(also known as telephonication)
A cleverly derived synonym for phone sex.

Gal A: I told her he's not allowed over here because everyone can hear them having wall-banging sex every night.

Gal B: So did she end up going to his house?

Gal A: No! Now, all she does is sit in her bedroom and phonicates with him for hours....while I'm in the room!!

Gal B: You know, I was never a huge fan of phone sex....too many awkward silences.

Gal A: Yeah...I definitely prefer actual sex to phonication.

by Teresa Anastasia September 26, 2007

hooked on phonics

when a large group is currently tripping on perscription drugs or various pills.

person A: "where was everyone last night?"
person B: "awhhh bro we were all so hooked on phonics it wasn't even real."

by Gabi321 November 27, 2009

phonicheckitis

The act of constantly checking your phone when you've given your digits to a hottie

Has he called yet?

No but I've got a wicked case of phonicheckitis

by hayles3121 March 30, 2009

phonache

To get a headache or feeling of nausea or discomfort from a stressful, unpleasant or otherwise unwanted phone conversation.

"I had a serious phonache after working out the details of the divorce with my ex."

"It took so long to get through to customer service I ended up with a horrible phonache."

by greenman61 December 5, 2013