Phonetarted

The inability to properly use a phone; especially one with multiple lines

Chuck: How is the new receptionist?

Molly: She sucks. She keeps disconnecting people.

Chuck: She must be phonetarted.

by the bride1048 August 12, 2010

Pinetard

A subset of the general white trash population comprised of genetically insular individuals reared in the heavily forested Piney Woods region of East Texas where sunlight & modern social mores have difficulty penetrating the dense forest canopy.

“What’s up with that guy with the eye & weird tooth?”
“Oh he just a Pinetard from Crockett ”

by Westest Texan June 16, 2018

phonetrace.org

A quality phone tracing website.

Random: Have you seen phonetrace.org?
2bad : Yeah, I go to it all the time.

by Ben W November 4, 2007

Phonemando

Similar to leaving the house with no underwear. Going phonemando is defined as leaving the house/car without your cell phone.

Dude my cell battery was dead, and I had to leave it at home in the charger. I hate going phonemando, I feel so naked

by CharveyChicago September 10, 2010

phonetagious

The digital Pavlovian response to check one's cellphone/smartphone after seeing someone else check his/hers.

We were having lunch when Georgia's checked her smartphone. the phonetagious response was comical.

by Cutters79 May 9, 2011

Poketard

A person with their nose in their phone playing Pokemon Go.

As I passed the park, I noticed the Poketards were out in full force.

by Almostnormal4711 August 18, 2018

Punetard

One who is a bitch or a pussy while also being a retard.

Look at Dave! Hes trying to commit suicide but he doesnt have the balls! What a punetard!

by Irdy Sav May 26, 2010