Phoma

Phoma

Noun. A state where one is deeply engrossed in activity on their phone, to the exclusion of all else around them.

Phone / coma

‘You won’t get any sense out of Seth. He’s in a phoma’.

by Axel J April 21, 2019

Phomas

A Thing which is both a Pom and a Thomas eventually ends up as a Phomas

Pom + Thomas = Phomas

by Phomas November 30, 2004

Photaca

Yet another Pokemon we'd like to see: a Grass-type Pokemon that looks like a white alpaca, that uses its square "nose" to "zoom" in and take a picture of its opponent to confuse it, the Photo Confuse attack. Other attacks: Crunch Slap (Photaca folds its body in half, then suddenly unfolds, slapping its opponent with both ends of the former's body simultaneously), Swift, and Transport (Photaca teleports itself and anything on it).

A Photaca! Now that's a really RARE Pokemon, Ash!

by pentozali March 9, 2008

Photato

Photogenic Potato. Someone that looks good in a photo, but looks ugly in person.

That girl Sally is such a photato. If only she was as good looking in real life, as she was in her Facebook photos.

by Nickiedth August 5, 2014

Photart

(n.) skanky little thirteen year old girls (formerly of MySpace fame) who take "sexxy" pictures of themselves with their junky cell phone cameras. (Pictures most often taken reflected in a bathroom mirror.)

Person 1
When did that MySpace Photart migrate to FaceBook?

Person 2
I truly don't know, but I think she believes that if she posts enough skanky pictures of herself on her page, Hugh Hefner might give her a call!

by GetTheeBackToMySpace!!! August 7, 2010

photard

A person who's head is cropped significantly smaller or larger than the rest of the people surrounding them in a yearbook or composite photo.

Homey: "Dude, look at Adrian's head in this composite photo. That thing looks like the goddamn Goodyear Blimp."

Buddy: "Yeah, he's a total photard. I think the cameraman got the framing wrong during photo day, but there are also rumors that he inhaled several massive hits of helium just before that shot was taken."

by bhbronson October 3, 2010

Phontagion

When staring at a phone becomes contagious.

I cause phontagion in the elevator when I took out my phone to read a text. Then everyone else in the elevator whipped out their phone to look at it also.

by Jajajavi75 September 8, 2013