phamtard 

A person with the last name of Pham that is or acts retarded.

He is such a phamtard. I knew he was phamtarded.

phamtard by John Husack October 31, 2022

phaktard 

A supposedly copyrighted and legitimate, clinical diagnosis for a pathological condition.

Man, that Shane guy is such a phaktard™

phaktard by MoralSpagetti March 18, 2015

phaetard

someone who likes to be kooky and shamooky

Kathleen is a freakin phaetard.

phaetard by coocoo for cocoa puffs September 11, 2005