Phil Swift

the bringer of world peace

Hi, Phil Swift here for Flex Tape!

by HeyLaurenceHowUBeenMan June 8, 2018

Phil swift

God and thereby billy may's successor. We are all children of Phil swift so if you value heaven you should worship Phil swift. All hail god.

Me: All hail Phil swift
Everyone smart: All hail Phil swift

by Memelord94976574894 June 20, 2018

Phil Swift

An immortal, godlike being with powers beyond human comprehension. Capable of destroying entire universes with just as little as a snap of his fingers.

John: Oh my god! It's Phil Swift!
Sam: Bow! Bow to him! Bow to our lord!
Phil Swift: Worry not, my children. I have come to bless you with my mighty powers. You may now fix anything with the power of Flex Tape.
John and Sam: Thank you god! Thank you!

by NotPieGuy January 21, 2021

Phil Selway

the phenomenally talented drummer for the band Radiohead

for proof that drummers are more than just timekeepers, check out Phil Selway's playing in "Pyramid Song".

by EonBlue987 January 25, 2009

phil swift

FLEX TAPE NOW THATS A LOTA DAMAGE

PHIL SWIFT HERE FROM FLEX TAPE

by knljndljsb jl,sn ,jlvknbsj,v May 17, 2018

Philly Stew

A philly stew is like a cleveland steamer...except with diarrhea.

That girl totally loves philly stew, good thing I just ate taco bell.

by jradzawaz March 25, 2011

Phill Skill

This is a level of skill that has only ever been achieved by one man.This level of skill sets new boundries for what a lone man can do! This is a general set of skills that cover many different areas, however, it is most well known for the skills in hunting and fishing. There has been some that has came close to having this skill: Chuck Norris, Rambo, Gandi, Socrates, Plato, Freud, Babe Winkelman, Phill Robertson, and this list could go on and on. Those of us that has had the honor and privilege to see this ledgendary and historical skill take place knows what I am talking about! This group was created after years and months of confirming the validity of this thing that has come to be known as "Phill Skill". The one and only Boogyman!

Wow, He just shot a goose from 60 yards with #3 steel shot while the bird was flying away...Now that is Phill Skill!

by Slider19 September 29, 2010