A mental illness whitch cause's a person to be romanticaly, and sexually involved with poop. A fico philiac loves to ingage in sexual relations with poop.
by John E. H. January 14, 2007
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You know you are a muppet-philiac if you are frustrated that the word muppet is not capitalized.
You know you are a muppet-philiac if you are frustrated that the word muppet is not capitalized.
by gelatinous g-man March 25, 2009
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Me: hey why do you have a fetish for reptile furry?
Triggered Person: it's not a fetish it's a philia you dumb cunt!!!!!
Triggered Person: it's not a fetish it's a philia you dumb cunt!!!!!
by Antoni van Leewenhoek November 11, 2016
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the opposite of phobias the list things we fear the most.
the opposite of phobias the list things we fear the most.
Brody: dude i have a phobia of pain the slightest bruise scared the shit out of me.im going to go by myself a bubble.nut dude you have a philias to pain..i think its called agrophilia.
Brody2: bro dont be scared cut your wrist its awsome! i just love the feeling soo much that i actually had surgery so that im less tolerable to pain.if i bought a bubble i would buy it full of razors and rattle snakes.wooo hoo i fucking love pain!!!
Brody2: bro dont be scared cut your wrist its awsome! i just love the feeling soo much that i actually had surgery so that im less tolerable to pain.if i bought a bubble i would buy it full of razors and rattle snakes.wooo hoo i fucking love pain!!!
by Kittira April 3, 2009
Get the philias mug.a pathological disorder in which one is sexually aroused by the idea of a woman trying to reduce her weight, size, or adiposity for purely aesthetic reasons. No sexual arousal occurs if an obese woman attempts to reduce, but if a woman who is already slender expresses a desire to reduce simply to increase her sexual appeal, arousal is triggered. In addition, the motivation for her weight loss must be her enthusiasm at the prospect of becoming even more sexy, not dread or self-hatred.
I only exhibit diet-philia in the abstract; when I deal with actual women in real life, I want them to be healthy, happy, comfortable, and in constant sexual ecstasy. But I still find slim women the most attractive. I just don't want them to have to suffer to be slim.
by wouldaben December 13, 2010
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