philosophist

A poser who thinks he is a deep and meaningful thinker.

A guy I met at the bar kept telling people he was a philosophist. The dumb turd didn't realize he meant philosopher.

by lenzingerburger January 2, 2010

philosophisticated

The quality in a person, usually a man, that causes them to believe that because they are intelligent, deep, or read philosophy, that they are superior individuals.

Jerry would be awesome if he weren't so philosophisticated.

by JulieandLauren January 13, 2005

philosophiser

One who speaks in vague, ethereal or poetic terms about every day matters.

"Money embodies the beauty of everything that is good in the world, as it gets ripped from your grasp and replaced with a dark and stormy."

"Great, now he's a philosophiser"

by J-Diddy1234 November 14, 2013

philosophistero

A waiter that works at Waffle House

Hey philosophistero, bring me my BLT

by Jacob March 15, 2005

philosophister

A waitress that works at Waffle House

Hey philosophister, come bring me a drink and eggs.

by Jacob March 15, 2005

philosophistry

(v) the study of the philosophy of any situation on why it occurred, what led to its to occurrence and how to learn and benefit from it.

Also a (n)philosophistorical.

Lets look up the philosophistry of why this city was able to build its self up so quickly after the devastating earthquakes

by Hamistress March 21, 2010

Philosophist

A philosopher of sorts, a kind of philosopher, somewhat of a philosopher, but not quite fully qualified to be one.

You’ll find plenty of philosophists on street corners, sitting on the pavement discussing politics and religion with full authority!

by drskeptic November 9, 2024