earphone phaker

When a person has earphones in apparently listening to music, but in reality listening to other people's conversations, usually about how creepy that person is.

Other people think he's not paying attention because he's jamming to music, so it's a very affective illusion.

Usually employed by creepers, stalkers, or when a person happens to overhear something about themselves, in which they turn down or off their music to hear what is being said.

Another similar illusion is pretending to sleep. People then open up and start talking about things they may not while one is awake.

"I don't think we can talk right now. Jake looks like he's earphone phaking."

"I was earphone phaking the other day, and I heard Amanda likes Joe!"

"Man! I hate Mike! He's such a earphone phaker!"

by J.S.H.T. September 23, 2009

phazer

-noun
1. a gun
more specifically;
a weapon made of a metal tube, with mechanical attachments, from which projectiles are discharged by the force of an explosion.

a.k.a. burner gat heater gun piece pistol strap

kevin caught a new case, he was arrested with a phazer.

by derrick j. March 28, 2008

Paterno

To be aware of something very important and very serious that requires immediate action, but choose to do nothing.

"Eddie heard someone screaming for help outside his window, but paternoed instead."

by Drboogie July 29, 2012

phather

when your dads be dan and phil

respect the phather

by *klapp klapp* October 23, 2019

Paternal racism

A form of racism exhibited by those who think that because a minority has suffered in the past, they are immediately less capable of logic, rationality, character, and success. Someone who is paternally racist thinks that due to these perceived shortcomings, minority members need constant hand-holding and affirmation in order to make it. Paternal racists will often believe they know what's best for minorities and feel very comfortable speaking for entire minority groups. This stems from their inability to acknowledge that minority individuals are just as capable and competent as them. Paternal racism is frequently witnessed in individuals who are over-eager to prove to others how non-racist they are. Paternal racism is superficially well-intentioned, but in reality thrives on categorizing minorities as lesser beings. It perpetuates the damaging stereotype that minorities are less capable and need help for everything.

To black person: "I think it's ridiculous our professor expects you to get A's on the test. Doesn't he know how hard you guys have it?"

Black person: "Smh, paternal racism."

by Geegeege May 26, 2017

phatorize

i. To render something lame.
ii. To remove alcohol from.
iii. To remove clothes from.

When Phil walked in sober and dropped his pants, he immediately phatorized the SLR. Dammit, Phil.

by Al Fatheta June 13, 2010

phatetic

A word used by trolling retards who cant spell simple words like pathetic.

Retard:
Fuck i am and i dont give a shit about this shitty ass group everyone here act like christians and shit geez you people are a so fucking phatetic

by pe0n June 7, 2009