The Pharix

Being an absolute simp for a fat bitch on a garrys mod server, being anti social as fuck too.

Damn that nigga doing the pharix my guy

by DlRTY WHORE March 17, 2020

Pariz

Pariz is one of the most retarded motherfuckers in the world, if you wanna fuck him, better get a microscope to actually see his small ass fucking dick, well, not to mention he is a HUGE dick. he'd wanna flirt with everyone but fail like a little dog in heat, he is also a loser at school, he sucks dick, literal dicks, never date him. hes name is even used in his school as a new language meaning: retarded, gay, cock sucker etc...

Person #1: are you a pariz?
Person #2: fuck no, who would want to be a pariz?

by MasterLeTheBait March 21, 2022

Pharing

When two or more people share one phone, i.e. take selfies together, scroll through stupid shared Facebook videos.

Brendan, our pharing today was super lit

by Brendan Lynch September 6, 2016

pharbz

Pharbz is what you call someone who is either really sad or a big fan of the icon herself Phoebe Bridgers. If you are a pharb you probably also listen to Taylor Swift, Lorde, Mitski, Conan Gray, Girl in Red, Gracie Abrams and Lana.
Also you're probably mentally ill, mentally unstable or both!

The symbol for both Pharbz (and Phoebe) is of course the famous skeleton 🩻🩻🩻

Person 1: what song are you listening to?
Person 2: um...i'm listening to graceland too by phoebe bridgers. it's like betty by taylor swift for people who hate themselves...
Person 1: AYY PHOEBE BRIDGERS!? No way I love her!! Pharbz unite queen🩻

by gymbro6969 April 25, 2022

pariza

the hottest girls have this name..the baddest bitches.

jason: hey dude she looks like a pariza..
mark: your right man she’s so hot.

by iamhotandamilf June 9, 2021

Pharisee Humor

The type of a humor a Pharisee would have used in the New Testament. Not so much humor, as it is mockery.

Actually, it's a lot closer to being a douchebag.

Man: Oh man, I'm really feeling that workout.
Person implementing Pharisee Humor: Thou shalt not work on the sabbath.
Man: Dude, it's Saturday.
Pharisee: Do you dare speak blasphemy in the sight of the Lord?
Man: You're a douche.

by Lue Silver Hand October 30, 2009

Phrizzlism

A group of words that convey a profound statement. Usually regarding women and the struggles of being great!

Never trust what you hear about me.
Cause rumors either come from women that cant have me,
Or men that cant BE me...... Bruh, that's phrizzlism..

by New Urban Legend June 9, 2016