phalanthropist

like a philanthropist who gives money to charity, a phalanthropist gives his dick to charitable causes

Guy: I banged this ugly girl last night because I felt bad for her

Guy 2: Oh a, classic phalanthropist move

by phunkmaster2000 December 2, 2013

phalangeal penetration

to insert fingers or toes into a bodily orifice. Aka. "fingering" or "fingerbanging" or "fingerblasting"

"Yo dude, did you hook up with that ho last night?"
"Yeah man, I gots me some phalangeal penetration, you know how I do. No big deal though."

by Allan Bridges February 24, 2008

phalaphobia

Fear of a boner.

*Wake up with a morning wood...*
"Ahhh What the fuck?! Holy shit!!.."
*The man saw his own boner.*
"AHHHHHHHHHHHH"

by Vanguard September 12, 2003

phallacy

a lie regarding one's penis size

Mike said he had a 9 inch dick...that is SUCH a phallacy...

by Whitty May 26, 2003

phalanx

an automated 20mm air defense gun used on modern U.S. Navy Ships

The enemy strike aircraft were no match for the cruiser's 3 Phalanx guns.

by Admiral Nimitz November 18, 2004

phallatio

Alternate spelling of phallacio.

It's simply oral sex.

by P. Lucho August 11, 2004

phalangitis

The lingering life infection sustained from going down on a vitriolic cunt too early in the piece

Jonny wished he had thrown a few mentos down the shoot before plunging his face and future into the vitriole. We dont see Jonny anymore, phalangitis has him by the balls

by Senator Palpatations May 24, 2018