phage

Pathogenic lifeform shaped somewhat lovingly, like a rocket enema.

Hey Mr. Smith, is that smear really 12,000 phages?

by Hobo Chang Ba! April 27, 2006

Phailer

One who consistently fails at something.

"Tommy is such a phailer, he can't even swallow his food."

by JustinCW February 13, 2007

Peagle

A mythical creature, cross between a Panther and an Eagle

Did you hear about the Peagle in Arlington Texas yesterday?

by LR88 April 21, 2023

phablet

Roll of flab that overhangs a lady's vagina.

I would tabone you, but your phablet will get in the way

by stevedogood September 11, 2013

Phablet

A huge cellphone that approaches the size of a tablet.

"Dang it, this phablet is too big to fit in my pocket."

by cuzinyung September 16, 2012

phagget

A form of meta meme in which the deliberate misspelling of faggot is used ironically to mock both the LGBT and the anti-LGBT community simultaneously

i fucking hate phaggets man, like look at all them phaggets over there, being phaggets

by Frogking_ August 16, 2018

Epic Phale

To fail in such an epic manner as to completely shame yourself.

Halo 3 example

Guy 1 "Dude I just stuck myself"

Guy 2 "EPIC PHALE!!!!!!!"

by Xenos Worrior May 6, 2009