Penchnaldo sometimes known as "Cristiano Ronaldo" is a Portuguese professional football player (or as Americans like to call it "soccer") who likes to ghost in big games, be benched, and scored penalties. He has no other aspects to his game but those. He was good for a couple of years but Messi has always been better than him.
by so cool messi is better February 24, 2023
Get the penchnaldo mug.Little baby Penchnaldo fanboys who think Penchnaldo is better than Messi when that is far from the truth since Messi is a 7x Ballon D'or winner, 6x Golden Boot winner, 2x World Cup Player Of The Tournament, and a World Cup winner.
Penchnaldog fanboys usually say the weirdest things like he has better abs, or better on instagram, or even a better girlfriend.
Penchnaldog fanboys usually say the weirdest things like he has better abs, or better on instagram, or even a better girlfriend.
by so cool messi is better February 24, 2023
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oi, you bloody penchod!
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Get the peanch mug.A reet big 3 legged crab monster (aboot 8 foot tall) that comes from Zulula and jumps about ( deet high and far as oot) and dishes out the chaps. The peinchka is reknowned for its wiley intelligence. Peinchka Pete the most famous of all the peinchkas gives penance to the vile little bed wetter Mr Neil.
Mr Neil reet pissed the bed again so Peinchka pete chapped down from Zulula to dish oot reet loads of penance .. as oot.
by Andy Smith March 1, 2004
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Short for "Putrid" - adj; putrid, disgusting, offensive, foul, horrible, yuk. To find something "pewtch"
Jimmy said to his good mate Jim whilst walking in the street " look at that chick mate, she is one pewtch bitch"
by jimsim March 30, 2011
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