Pillow Pets

A euphemism for sex among preteens.

Tim: Dude! Eva and I are gonna play Pillow Pets after school today.
Rick: Heh, She's such a slut cuz we played it this morning in homeroom!

by Bitsy83 December 13, 2010

circus pets

Slang word for Percocet.

Yo, i got circus pets for $5.

by parkz April 16, 2005

Bread Pets

When bread turns moldy it becomes a Bread Pet.

My parents had many Bread Pets on top of the fridge.

by zizithecat August 18, 2019

Super Auto Pets

The game you didn't exactly intend to play, but got bored af in engineering class, so you played it with your peers.

Hey Timmyboy get on Super Auto Pets so we can make a private

by Sinner city March 31, 2022

pub pets

Those ugly looking woman that hang around pubs waiting for the chance to prey on drunk blokes & take them home and screw them. They are usually married woman with smelly breaths, and rippled arse cheeks, and dangly tits past there belly buttons. However they are usually horny enough to take a dick up the poop shoot.

Shit bro, watch out for those Pub Pets over there. Haha I can see a Pub Pet eyeing you up mate.

by ChrisDay July 5, 2006

mexican pets

The cockroaches that live in the house of someone who has no pets.

Janel couldn't afford a hamster for her bambinos, so she just let them play with their little brown mexican pets

by flatbuttsrugly October 16, 2008

Pillow Pets

Pillows that can be unfolded into stuffed animals. Possibly the dumbest fucking thing you could ever buy a kid.

Santa gave my 7 year old cousin 2 pillow pets for Christmas. He presumed to sit in a corner and cry for 6 hours.

by 95x July 12, 2010