metrosexuals

A group of "men" who use vagisil and other womenly products because they "feel good about themselves". In other words, they have no wangs, balls, muscles, or testosterone. They act like fags (surprise) while claiming they aren't. You see them on TV shows a lot. Actually, you see them everywhere. I HATE YOU FUCKING FAGS! I MEAN, METROSEXUALS!

Let's get all the metrosexuals together by announcing a gay orgy. They like stuff like that, so they'll all come running. Then, we won't let them use any make up or vagisil for an entire hour! It'll make them go nuts! Even worse, we could have them do actual work! They would whine, though:
"I'm sweating! Can we stop? Pleeeease????"
"I think I broke a fingernail. Boo hoo hoo!"


You fags. You disgust me.

by Uncle Bob Tay February 28, 2005

Petrosexual

A person who loves to dress up his/her dog in clothes. The race of the dogs are often small ones such as Chihuahuas and Pomeranians. Made famous by celebrities such as Paris Hilton, Nicole Richie, Hayden Panettiere, and Lindsay Lohan.

Have you seen how Paris dressed up her dog Tinkerbell?

Yes she is really petrosexual.

by Asjula November 21, 2010

petrosexual

A person who is sexually attracted to their pet animal(s) and not to human beings.

"Ooh, did you hear about John? He prefers to date his pets rather than girls. He Must be a petrosexual."

by Mark Taylor December 28, 2005

petrosexual

A term used to describe someone who constantly stares at the asses of those of the opposite sex. This is usually followed by hand gestures and repeated nudging any companions nearby.

"Oh man check out that ass. Pffffft. Man i was to tap that man honestly guy, yo guy check out that ass..."

by Charlie May 13, 2005

Petrosexual

A single person or married couple without children for whom their pets are their sole devotion.

John's co-worker Jane (who has three children) does not understand his petrosexual nature. She wonders what kind of person would treat their pets as though they were children. John provides his dogs with every opportunity a child should have such as a king size bed in a warm home, nutritious meals, all the best toys and education one can buy.

by slippery chick March 25, 2009

Petrolsexual

with dogging still the new blogging, the petrosexual hangs out at petrol stations in 'love bays' overlooked by the transient visiting public. Forecourt sales are now adapting...

30-something male Petrolsexual who buys sunglasses, hats,(flashion), counselling & infra-red surveillance equipment. BP trendwatchers are monitoring the situation.

by Observer Scouse March 2, 2009

PETROSEXUAL

PET RO SEX UAL - any Big Oil Supporter that refuses to acknowledge the negative effects of Carbon Emissions.

The PETROSEXUAL refused to listen to anything Climate Scientists provided as evidence.

by ShillBilly March 20, 2021