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Petorials

1.) Square pectorials that resemble something off the Wendy's value meal. Petorials tend to be groomed and tanned with oil but it is not uncommon to find ungroomed and oiled up burger pecs.

Pronounced - Pete-or-ials
Example 1.) Damn, did you see that guy over there? He has some greasy ass petorials. Reminded me of a burger I had the other day.
by mdk_dl March 24, 2010
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petochita

a girl who is very pretty, cute, precious, and the perfect example of perfection.
hey look out that girl, she is so petochita
by Dr. definicion August 7, 2011
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Petoria

A small republic that seceded from the U.S. and rejoined about a week later.
Petoria is an awesome place
by tnt from the sahara September 14, 2004
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petoskey girls

Petoskey girls are typically hot northern hill billys who primarily have their shit togehter.
Damn, those Petoskey girls really know how to drive a Rubicon on that two track!
by noxpur November 17, 2016
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petoskey brain

Used to describe an individual that is so mentally handicapped that their brain matter has regressed to that of what resembles a "Petoskey Stone".

With a completely flat and smooth brain (also diagnosed as SBS (Smooth Brain Syndrome), the individual is left only with enough intelligence for basic communication and survival. A Petoskey Brained individual will assume they're much more intelligent than they are and cause stress for those that are around or work with said individual. With no capacity to tell right from wrong or even solve basic problems, their assumptions become their reality, making them some of the most annoying people to exist in the universe.

There is no cure for a Petoskey Brain once diagnosed and any effected individuals are best left isolated in a secure room that the diseased thoughts cant spread or in some cases burying the individuals resolves the situation. Though potentially increasing the likelyhood of what is known as a Petoskey Zombie emerging at the next full moon.
Thurman: Hey, did you hear Ryan still can't even spell his own name correctly?
Merman: Yeah he's had a Petoskey Brain for awhile now.
Thurman: Really? I didn't know he had SBS
Merman: Yeah, smooth brained as they come. Be careful cause he's been known to drool on people.
by Dr. Big Brain August 16, 2019
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Petoskey High School

A high school in Michigan where hoes run free and the people with actual personalities go unnoticed.
(at Petoskey High School)
Student 1: “Bro, look at how pretty that girl is!”
Student 2: “Nah bro, don’t go after her! She’s got a personality!”
by KAZ-2Y5 September 29, 2019
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petonality

Everybody loved our dog Madai, because she had such endearing ways, and such a sweet petonality. I miss her so!
by llanellirog September 17, 2005
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