Previously enjoyed

A rather corny and exaggerated term for a used commodity. Such a description seemingly suggests that the end-user has developed an intense emotional connection with the item, often with the connotations of play, as if it were a stuffed animal, a game console, (or an adult toy....)

Marketplace listing: Table lamp, condition is previously enjoyed.
Me: Wow, that guy sure must loved playing with his lamp...

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian July 15, 2023

previously mentioned chair

a chair that was previously enthroned in a fanfiction

he sat on the previously mentioned chair with a loud creaky

by chairboy1952 March 12, 2026

Pervious

1.) When the level of a person's perverted nature is obvious and above average they are Pervious
2.) Someone innocent who's pants are really easy to get into

1.) Don't be so pervious around my family please. You're embarrassing me!
2.) Buy him one drink and he's totally pervious.

by Manrate July 9, 2018

Previrusly

How people normally lived in a world before coronavirus covid 19

I would like to go back to my previrusly acceptable life. What were you doing previrusly that was so great?

by Wahmezz March 24, 2020

Derviously

der-obviously

I'm so derviously cool - very cool person

by what -lin manuel miranda style February 9, 2024

Any pervious convictions?

What an authority figure asks you to determine whether your criminal history includes any sexually-shocking misdeeds.

Maybe if Peeping Tom had been asked, "Any pervious convictions?" prior to his being allowed to occupy his house when da birthday-suited Lady Godiva went by, he might not have gotten his desired eyeful of said self-sacrificing damsel's nude loveliness, after all.

by QuacksO February 18, 2023