herbert the pervert

A nice old man who likes to give Popsicles to young boys that he keeps in his cellar.

Herbert the Pervert: Hey young fella. Do you like popsicles?
Idiot Boy: Yes
Herbert: I got a whole freezer full of them down in my cellar. Do you want to come down there with me?
Idiot Boy: Uh no thank you Mr. Herbert (leaves)
Herbert: Get your fat ass back here boy

by Popsicles in the cellar June 6, 2018

savik's law of perversity in fashion

those who should wear sexy stuff don't when those who should never wear sexy stuff almost always do.

For a proof of this theorem, go to the beach.

Jesus Christ would you look at that whale in a bikini? She's got to be 600 pounds.

*Sighs* That's Savik's Law of Perversity in Fashion in action.

by james savik November 16, 2018

Pseudo-Sacrosanct Perversion

A. Literally, As though extremely sacred, and yet against the predefined moral path. A fake holy heracy.

B. Something random that is shouted in the first verse of "Psychosocial" by Slipknot

Packaging Subversion, Pseudo-Sacrosanct Perversion

by The Definition Maggot March 2, 2009

Pervertasaurus

An ancient creature which lured small creatures to its cave so it could gain sexual pleasure.

Or a pedo.

That Herbert is a right Pervertasaurus.

by Crimgoure June 10, 2009

herbert the pervert

A man who loves boys *in sexual way*

Dude Herbert offered me some candy this morning and said come on I just wanna lick ya Herbert the pervert means: I WANT YOOUU

by Http/www.UrbanDictionary.com February 24, 2015

permeance

noun - the conducting power Facebook 'friend' lists to become intermingled, despite list owners never having actually met in most instances; the recipricol (inverse) of making flesh and blood acquaintances in the real world.

Related forms:
noun - permeation
adjective - permeative
noun - permeator
verb - permeate

Wow?! The permeance in my Facebook reality is unreal.

I wish it was as easy to permeate in the real world as it is in Facebook.

Randall, you've got 639 Facebook 'friends'? Dude, you're like the ulitmate permeator.

by Zombie Cheerleader February 12, 2010

Perverse instantiation

An outcome unforeseen by the creator of artificial intelligence.

Perverse instantiation came upon the designer of sky net , once the machines started to take over the world.

by Davidsea December 4, 2016