Perceptisonic Lag

The amount of time, at a live performance by a popular band, between the beginning of a song and the beginning of the wave of applause signifying that the audience has realised which song is being played.

A: Man, the Perceptisonic Lag on that song was huge... Did those idiots not know what they were listening to?
B: They did play it pretty different from the album version...
A: Yeah, I guess so. But I knew what it was.

by unfairrobot December 19, 2012

sarcasm perceptivity deficiency

Sarcasm perceptivity deficiency is a socially crippling disorder which renders the sufferer oblivious to sarcasm and leads him to treat sarcastic remarks as if they were sincere.

An interaction with one who suffers from sarcasm perceptivity deficiency might go something like this:

Omar: Hey, let's have an in-depth discussion on existentialism and the significance of man!
Katherine: Gee that sounds reallly fun
Omar: Excellent, so Søren Kierkegaard...

by ladybugbunny February 14, 2010

one percenter

A member of an "outlaw" motorcycle gang. Origin is the American Motorcycle Associations assertion from the 1960s that 99% of motorcyclists are law abiding citizens.

The Hells Angels, Outlaws, Banditos, Pagans, Warlocks, etc. then adopted the idea that they were the 1%.

That 1%er just ran a light in front of a cop, and the cop acted like he wasn't there!

by Chuck November 18, 2003

Perceptor

An Autobot sceintist who transforms into a microscope. Also a nerd.

That Perceptor is such a nerd.

by Bobby April 10, 2005

Two Percent

Small Breasts that do not resemble the stereo typical dairy farmer with the hourglass figure.

"Hell no Olga cant be a barbie! She needs a lot more than two percent up top to even try!"

by Walter Phillips November 19, 2011

98 percent

the percentage of women who got sexually asulted, raped, molested, etc

It's sad that it's 98 percent..

by fr0gger_beez June 21, 2021

10 Billion Percent

used to express when someone has faith completely in something, someone, etc. Originates from Dr. Stone

"Do you think he cheated on the test?"
"Oh 10 billion percent!"

by just some intelligent weeb :3 April 1, 2019