kylan persons

Hes a real "feisty heather" you better clean up your peepee.
If you are a drug addict you are probably attracted to a Kylan Persons. Don't waste you're time he doesn't like druggies.

Kylan Persons dumped that Angelica girl after one day!

by _IKnowWhatYouMeant_ January 1, 2017

personification

really can't imagine why you're looking this up on the urban dictionary, but it's a literary term that makes an inatimate object seem alive.

the lake rolled around uneasily in it's bed, waiting to awake and attack the citizens.

by pocahontas October 27, 2003

Minor Attracted Person/persons

Minor Attracted persons or, MAPs is an umbrella term that includes all minor attracted persons instead of just pedophiles, the full list is, infantophile (someone who is attracted to infants under 5yo), pedophile (someone who is attracted to prepubescent children), hebephile (someone who is attracted to pubescent children), ephebophile (someone who is attracted to post-pubescent children). After that they can be broken down into 2 categories, the first and much better is NOMAP or anti-c's who are against sexual or romantic interaction with children, then the pro-c's these are the rapists.

"I think that David is a MAP" MAP is an acronym for Minor Attracted Person/Persons

by Maybe Communism nah Capitalism January 18, 2018

personifried

1.to represent (a thing or abstraction) in the form of a person, as in art.comedy

2.to embody (a quality, idea, etc.) in a real person or a concrete thing.

3.intoxicated from drugs; high.

4.exhausted or incapacitated through intemperance; burned-out.

My sarcastic existence has been personifried by the ignorance of others.

by Mendi Personifried Risner May 6, 2012

persons case

Canadian constitutional case that decided that women were eligible to sit in the Canadian Senate. Also known to be talked upon your feminist history teacher, on every quiz, test, and assignment. And it bores the shit out of you.

Carl: Who gives a shit about the "Persons Case" its so old
Ms Smith: Principles office, now!

by LilWetQueef April 23, 2016

ludicrosity personified

lu·di·crous·i·ty per·son·i·fied (loo-di-kruhs-i-tee pər-sŏn'ə-fī'd)
--adjective
1. The height of ludicrosity--an extreme case of absurdity and humor--experienced on a human level.
2. An event of unbelievable ridiculousness.

Example of ludicrosity personified- I was speaking with a kid on the street who said he has healing hands because his friend regained consciousness when he held her hand. Of course, it could have been the glucose tab that helped the diabetic.

by Michael DeFant December 18, 2008

Personification

1. Somebody who embodies something: an embodiment or perfect example of something.

2. A representation of an abstract quality or notion as a human being, especially in art or literature.

3. The attribution of human qualities to objects or abstract notions.

The definition pretty much covers personification.

by Jafje September 24, 2007