Peshed meself loofin

When you're spiritually inclined by some 18 year old in the 70's to f*ck his loofa in the shower.

True story:

I Peshed meself loofin. Scottish; or south-west eruoasian?

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I'd rather eat a dried dead sea cucumber born in corn fronds.

by dcaf!WaLL May 16, 2023

perched

When fucking a woman against the wall, one removes ones hand and the woman perches on the dick.

She was perched on my dick for a good 10 minutes!

You should have seen the bird perching on my dick last night.

I like it when she wiggles while she perches on my dick.

by Sam Kaci December 2, 2007

Perched

When a gay man catfishes another gay man

Scott was perched by a guy named Brad

by AlterJoker November 14, 2017

perched eagle

When you have a small dick (approximately .5-1.5 inches) that sits Perched on your balls like a majestic eagle

Holy shit Kurt nice Perched eagle

by The eagle6969 May 4, 2017

Perched

So thirsty.

If only Jakie would get the fuck out of here so I could leave for the grocery store and get some mother fucking juice because oh lawdy I am perched.

by Dock13 April 23, 2015

peeshed

ad.Severley intoxicated
n. Peesh:- Alcoholic Beverage(s)
v. To Peesh :- Act of getting Peeshed

On the Peesh -> Getting drunk

He was well peeshed
Ah went tae the Affy and goat ma peesh
You peeshing tonight?

We're on the Peesh

by Da Zeg January 10, 2005

Porshed

To highly dislike or hate something

I really Porshed that movie.
I Porshed my friend.

by VermithraxInfo September 18, 2016