The act of placing your bare junk (usually male) onto the person sitting directly in front of you during class in the fashion a bird would perch onto a tree branch.
Guy 1: Yo dude, today I just lost it and started perching up on this d-bag who had been annoying me all semester.
Guy 2: Gross man.
Guy 2: Gross man.
by mmalone July 13, 2009
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pershing is the middle school that has taught..or tired to teach a group of the most amazing people to ever venture out into the world of texas.
pershing has a colorfull staff or insaine or Exteamly insaine teachers.
The former principle Mr.Amos"mr.ANUS"
has formed the establishment into a unsucsessful and uneducated house of mad men.
thas why he fleed the state in 2008.
pershing had a chilled dress code up untill year 2007-08 year when the dress code changed to only khaki bottoms.
the students were not overly pleased.
kids here will attack if you do not cooperate to their wishes and you will cry.
have a fun day at your 1st day of middle school.
:D
carry on the legacy.
roar!
pershing is the middle school that has taught..or tired to teach a group of the most amazing people to ever venture out into the world of texas.
pershing has a colorfull staff or insaine or Exteamly insaine teachers.
The former principle Mr.Amos"mr.ANUS"
has formed the establishment into a unsucsessful and uneducated house of mad men.
thas why he fleed the state in 2008.
pershing had a chilled dress code up untill year 2007-08 year when the dress code changed to only khaki bottoms.
the students were not overly pleased.
kids here will attack if you do not cooperate to their wishes and you will cry.
have a fun day at your 1st day of middle school.
:D
carry on the legacy.
"dem kidds at pershing middle school be krazzzyy huh?"
"yepp i heard dat dey be throwin slushies in the hall ways and pullin out weave!"
"mmmhmmmm guurl. all dem preggnant hoes like cece white ohh yeahhhz.."
"dem hoes be krazzy murders, tv cast crews, and that gurl who threw her babbie away on the plane!"
"dem some krazzy little kidds."
"yepp i heard dat dey be throwin slushies in the hall ways and pullin out weave!"
"mmmhmmmm guurl. all dem preggnant hoes like cece white ohh yeahhhz.."
"dem hoes be krazzy murders, tv cast crews, and that gurl who threw her babbie away on the plane!"
"dem some krazzy little kidds."
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Other Friend's Response (that completely knew that): "no way! you had me completely perschwinkled!!!"
Other Friend's Response (that completely knew that): "no way! you had me completely perschwinkled!!!"
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“Scott, it hurts, oh it hurts!”
“Dude, can’t you just poo like a normal guy instead of perching all of the time?”
“Dude, can’t you just poo like a normal guy instead of perching all of the time?”
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