perplexzon

confusion over whether to order an extra book from Amazon so you go over the $25 super saver minimum

The book was only 17.99 but was in a perplexzon as to whether I should order another book.

by emmonskr.com February 28, 2011

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Perplection

A perplexing erection. When a man gets a boner for seemingly no reasion. Perplections have a habit of occuring at the most awkward times possible.

Man 1: Hey, shall we head to the pub?
Man 2: Not just yet. I don't wanna stand up until this perplection subsides.

by Shania1 March 3, 2011

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An emotional barrier that surrounds a spaz that often results in a perplexed look upon the spaz's face; this natural defense mechanism can also affect those who interact with said spaz. Furious, unexplained waffle stomping is a common side effect.

As Jeff approached Lisa to ask her on a date, her perplexiglass turned him right around muttering, "Awwww hell naw!".

by Sarcia26 January 18, 2019

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perfrexionist

a combination of the words "perfectionist" and "anorexic." Someone, usually male, who cannot imagine being attracted to woman whose lower abdomen is convex or whose body has adipose tissue that disturbs the continuity of her lines.

You can call me shallow, but if sex is the only activity that is not allowed outside a committed relationship, then I'm going to make sexual attraction my first priority in a partner; in my case, that makes me a perfrexionist.

by wouldaben December 19, 2010

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