perving

awkwardly straddling the line between being flirty and being creepy

she was really perving it to him last night.

being just flirty enough to make someone comfortable, and then whipping out a little creep to keep them on their toes. if they're a perv too, it'll work out. if not, it was never meant to be.

by jessie martinson July 5, 2005

perking

to act stupid or loosen up due to the effects of alcohol or drugs

Yo, I was perking off of that Vodka, I couldn't even stand up.

by that dozen April 30, 2005

pennington

Synonym for "professional with large cock." Pennington's are spread all over the world, causing controversy and jealousy. Football quarterbacks, CEOs, politicians, lawyers, and doctors all have known to have held this surname. What makes a Pennington distinct from these other professionals is their uncommonly large cocks. This frequently causes controversy as women cannot resist the combination of looks, power, charm, and Pennington D. Frequently, women have left their men in search of a Pennington, but to no avail.

That Pennington kicked my ass, stole my girlfriend, and sued me.

by Chet Bowlington September 19, 2005

perking space

A prime parking spot awaiting as you arrive late to work, thanks to someone who has abandoned it to make a Starbucks run.

It was 8:35 and I was sure I'd have to park out in the boonies, but I found a sweet perking space right by the building.

by Tim Vanderburg February 24, 2006

Peroing

Verb -

1.) To wander aimlessly searching for a social group to merge with often attributed to clingy people.
2.) To join a group when one or more is watching a video or playing a game

"Dude will you stop breathing down my neck you're Peroing again."

"Dammit Jon joined our Minecraft game again he's always Peroing."

by The Cold Hard Truth... Ladies January 22, 2013

Penningtologist

The sect of New York Jets fans who blindly defend Chad Pennington and his poor play at all costs. They will often throw any and every other member of the New York Jets under the bus in order to defend Pennington, even ones who have been playing exceptionally. Penningtologists despise facts, and often ignore them if they do not suit their particular arguement, instead they choose to stick to illogical rhetoric such as 'They would be 0-11 without Pennington' and 'He gives them the best chance to win'.

Penningtologist: Despite Chad Pennington's 2 Interceptions, he played well today. If Mangini could coach, we would have won this game.

by Anomynous25 December 9, 2008

Drive-by perving

When perverted comments are made from a passing car to pedestrians.

Andy: that guy just yelled "nice ass!" from his car
Ronnie: you were just a victim of drive-by perving

by Smiley_Face_13 June 4, 2016