permafuck

The name of the novel that was featured on the show Weeds. It was written by Andy's crazy ex-girlfriend from Alaska. "Permafuck: A Journal of Spirit Rape"

We are in serious trouble.

I know. We're permafucked.

by Mark Fredericksen January 13, 2008

permadick

To be a permanent dick.

Phil has become a permadick.

by Alex Demi October 30, 2007

permafuck

Taking a diploma, certificate, license, etc; glueing this to a piece of cheap wood, then covering with a permanent clear coat product. circa 1975

After I graduated from college, my father (permafucked) my diploma.

by Dr Rob April 19, 2009

permalink

a link on a web page that takes to to a webpage with a thousnad other links to porn sites or warez sites. At this point you usually get a thousand popups to pages with more links.

1. I was checking out some warez and got a fucking permalink then my computer crashed and my house burned down

2. I was checkin out a bunch of porn and goit a permalink, now i have to try to close a thousand webpages that don't stop!!

by flipynif November 5, 2004

Permalinking

Engaging in permanent sexual intercourse and being unable to escape said activity.

Dude, me and this hot babe are permalinking this weekend so i can't come over.

by Pro_Permalinker April 22, 2013

Perlick

A Ne’er Nutter. A man who deeply desires to nut but, do to the permanence of his semi-hard sick, cannot.

“I was hooking up with this gorgeous guy I met downtown and it was going great! Until… yep. He’s a perlicker.

by TalesfromtheCottontails. October 30, 2021

permafuck

To be in or produce a permanent state of contextual existance in which parties involved are completely and utterly fucked, with no conceivable reprieve and from which there is no escape. See also FUBAR

Guy 1: So how'd your GF know you were cheating? You get ratted out?
Guy 2: No she's got a videotape.
Guy 1: Dude, you're permafucked.

A gangmember rapes a hooker in an alley. Little does he know that the hooker has AIDS. Now he's facing charges of sexual assault, the pimp wants revenge and on top of it all he's gonna die from AIDS in a couple of years. You don't get more permafucked than that.

by Lord CrutchCricket November 22, 2007