permatard

Noun. Related to the word retard. A very stupid person who does not understand things.

Joe: Behind Chuck Norris' beard is not a chin, but another fist.
Bob: I don't get it.
Joe: That's because you're a permatard!

by kennyattic April 12, 2007

permahawk

When a baby is born with hair sticking straight up.

Sarah; Omg Alex and Caleb's baby has a total permahawk
Nick; Seriously? HOW CUTE

by chinchillabean August 3, 2009

permabeard

A beard that someone always has. It is different from a beard that is grown for a change of pace, special occasion, or out of lazily deciding not to shave. Despite not shaving, men who have these beards must maintain them to keep them at an appropriate length.

Person 1: Matt's beard is impressive. Did he just grow it?

Person 2: No, it's a permabeard.

by DentonMD May 17, 2014

Permahaze

A state of permanent haze as a result of Being high on marijuana 75 to 85 percent of the day.

Charles was definitely in a Permahaze during his vacation in Amsterdam.

by Ni9e August 19, 2015

PERMANAND

Permanand is a hindi name...param meaning heighest and anand means bliss...so permanand means heighest bliss

permanand...heighest bliss

by peram February 8, 2010

permarary

adj; a task that was a temporary solution that is now a permanent fix.

adverb; permararily

We have a permarary fix to track progress.

by nivvel July 13, 2010

permabarrass

To so totally embarrass oneself in front of others that there is no guarantee it will ever be forgotten.

I was such a klutz I probably permabarrassed myself in front of my girlfriend.

by 8307c4 March 4, 2014