Pandemic Perfume

Purell Hand sanitizer. Used to ward off H1N1 aka the Swine flu. The smell of Purell is particularly strong in elevators due to the fact that the dispensers are typically located just outside the elevator doors.
“Man, I just rode up to the fifth floor with a bunch of people and all you could smell was Pandemic Perfume! With H1N1 sweeping across the country, I think everyone is wearing it!”
by justanoldguy November 03, 2009
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perfumed fart

A female that is wearing entirely too much perfume or fragrance to cover an unappealing scent that originates from their ass.
Oh no, what is that smell. Florence really smells like a perfumed fart today!
by mstrdstr08 March 11, 2010
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Booty perfume

The fragrance that emanates from the crack below your back, most notably after passing wind or defacating.
"I smell something rancid.... It's probably Cherise's booty perfume. I could hear her stomach gurgling across the room."
by GasMachine May 04, 2010
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perfume jump

the act of a woman depositing her scent on another person close enough for them to smell; aka a girlie facial
"that fucker kept using his teeth so I perfume jumped all over his face. take that asshole!"
by atillathehoney February 22, 2008
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fart perfume

When you walk into an area where someone just farted, and you feel as if you have walked into a cloud of perfume. The odour is so bad that you believe the smell will stay, similar to perfume.
John: (farts)

Jane: (walks through fart) Dammit John! Now I have your fart perfume all over me!
by blissillusion October 27, 2009
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Perfume Penis

The object on the inside of the perfume lid used to apply the perfume. Also known as the perfume wand.
You: What is this thing on the perfume lid?
Your friend: Oh! That's the perfume penis.
You: I thought it was called the perfume wand?
Your friend: No. I think perfume penis makes more sense...
You: Yea. It does.
by Steve the Alligator April 02, 2011
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hillbilly perfume

Scented room spray used as personal perfume.
I sprayed myself with Hillbilly perfume before my job interview.
by lolo1 April 26, 2009
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