perennium

Getting an enema every year, usually during the spring season.

see the term used for more than one of such sensation; perennia

My proctologist says that he thinks I'm due for my perinnium. I think he's just gay and wants to see my ass...I mean he gets paid to do it anyway.

by JB2003 August 13, 2003

Perenium

The rarest of all periodic elements, found predominantly in Russia. Prized by experts for its value, more then Plutonium and Uranium.
Has a half life of 69 years

Sergei was dumbfounded when Vlad found his perenium, it had been right there under his nose the whole time!

by Sideshow Willy September 9, 2018