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Pedosexual

A nonexistent "sexuality" that pedophiles are trying to use to justify molesting kids. New flash guys. Age is not a gender/sex. Pedophilia is a mental illness, where being lgbtqa+ isn't. Thank you, have a nice day.
Susie: mister, what's your sexuality?
Bob: I'm a pedosexual!
Susie: YOU'RE JUST A FUCKING PEDOPHILE! GET YOUR DICK OUT OF THAT BABIES MOUTH!
by Jesus the holy spirit May 15, 2019
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Pedosexual

Nasty people who try to squirm their way into the LGBTQIA+ community by claiming that pedophilia is a sexuality.
"Tony said he's pedosexual" "That's 1) invalid and 2) disgusting"
by wow.platy July 27, 2018
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Pepsi Man

1. A PSX game starring the titular character Pepsi Man.
2. A Japanese male who dresses up in a silver/blue costume with a Pepsi logo on his chest. He rocks a gold chain.

Pepsi Man himself is an advertisement for the stereotypical obese American embodied in human form. His adventures can be best described as an acid trip that marvels even the most dedicated of shroom enthusiasts. His legendary exploits include delivering his pure unsaturated street fluids to millions of children worldwide, infiltrating a rogue Pepsi factory, and snowboarding on city streets whilst being chased by a truck in broad daylight before it was cool!
(The latter example even inspired the iconic ‘City Escape’ from SA2).
In recent years, Pepsi Man has increasingly become an infamous phenomenon in meme culture and continues to be a disappointment in gaming history, leaving such a ridiculous mark on the industry to the point that Pepsi Man is so bad, that it’s deliciously good.
Child 1: Vro I just got a free Pepsi from Pepsi Man. He ran up to me while I was thirsty, unzipped his pants, and wiggled out a fresh can of Pepsi! You want some? It’s pretty warm.
Child 2: ...I’ll stick to Dr Pepper.
by _XxXPISTACIØNXxX_ May 27, 2018
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pedosexual

being sexually attracted to an underaged person
Bill: I think I’m pedosexual
Edna: what the fuck
by ile June 17, 2018
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Pedosexuality

Something that is used by pedophiles to try and be protected by the umbrella of the LGBT community. It is not, and will never be, a sexuality. It's just a word that sounds less harsh than pedophile and is used in an attempt to hide the fact that it is illegal.
Oh my god, i can't believe john is really trying to say he identifies with pedosexuality.

I know, right? He's so disgusting.
by xX.Rawr.Xx May 27, 2020
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Peosis

The touching of tips
"Do you want to peosis."
by FLUFFYKITTYDUCKLORD October 28, 2020
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Dr. Pepsi

The Mixture Of Dr. Pepper And Pepsi.

Half Dr. Pepper, Half Pepsi, Stir Till Throughly Mixed.
Jared: "Yooo son this Dr. Pepsi is dank sonnn."
by JrokinEmhoes October 27, 2009
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