Penostalgia

1. A bittersweet longing for an ex-boyfriend, and more specifically his penis; a sentimental yearning for the happiness and sexual adventures shared with a former boyfriend.

I had a total case of penostalgia last night, so I drunk-dialled Stefan!

Oh, I'm so down about not seeing Dave anymore, all I can think about is him and the sex we had. I think I have penostalgia.

by KaliB25 April 27, 2011

Penorse

A person that has a large penis (Pen), thats hung like a horse (orse).

"My boyfriend has a huge penorse, what about yours?"

by amanda225 February 8, 2009

penous

A spelling of the word penis used by slightly less smart people who hear the word. having never seen it written down and write down what they think they hear. Synonyms include peanous, peanis, peanus, peenous, penice etc.

Jim: "I gOT wartZ on Meh pEnous"
Bill: "It's penis, get it right, idiot."

by Amalja July 19, 2011

Penes

The correct usage for the plural of penis. However, it should not be a real word; because there should never be a sentence involving more than one penis.

Drunk slut: Oh, I sucked so many penes last night

Random guy: That shouldn't even be a word.

by webbedtoehero January 17, 2011

Well-penosified

Having a large penis; being well-endowed with penis.

I'm dating this dude who is so well-penosified that I've been sore 24/7 lately!

by MissGretchenV May 14, 2007

Penostril

Combination of the words penis and nostril. It is the the penis opening. Credit for this word goes to my friend, Scott.

My boyfriend's penostril looked infected so I didn't have sex with him.

by Mahmo March 4, 2010

penoos

A name for the male genitalia that may only be used by people with the highest understanding of existence itself.

penoos.

by penoos April 6, 2021