penismonk

A monk who don't listen to any rules of abstinence

That pimp is a penismonk

by Jamburrito August 7, 2015

Penistricken

1. The aftermath of being struck across the face by a penis.
2. The horror you feel when you see that one dude's penis is bigger than yours.
3. The act of (usually a woman, but can differ depending on one's lifestyle {see fag})being surprised by your soul-mate's over-erect, large, sweaty penis.

1. My girlfriend was penistricken after I had slapped her with my cock a few times.
2. I was penistricken when I realized that my penis is 32 inches while that guy's is 57 inches.
3. When Frank revealed to his wife his penis, she was penistricken by its massive size.

by The Penistriker February 2, 2010

Penismon

A penis Digimon

Dude I just caught a Penismon its 11" strong!

by hugeasspenisho November 11, 2009

penistry

the act of writing or recording the history of your or anothers PENIS

He had a book of his penistry

by Zach October 12, 2003

penison

a fancy word for dick meat, like how red meat is called venison.

person 1: hey, did you eat any venison for dinner?

person 2: not much, but in bed i found some pretty hefty penison.

by pedobeeeeaaaar October 20, 2011

penisroach

Another way of saying cockroach.

I hate penisroaches.

by skauert August 8, 2004

penisfondler

the act of handleing stroking caressing cradleing your boner, stiffy, meat rocket, pole, meat stick,twig and berries, all beef thermometer, cock, penis, dick, man apendige, your alabama black snake, anal impaler, baby maker, bald headed yogrt slinger, big italian salami,
choad, weiner, winky, skin flute, stemin semen roadway, third leg, trouser snake, wang, wanker and purple headed love soldier, and or your russel the love muscle.

dude that gutter baby slut just fondled my penis and it was sweeett!..
did that gutter baby slut really fondle yo penis?...
yeah man that gtter abby slut is such a penisfondler..
yeah that gtter baby slut definitely is a huge penisfondler

by milkinshakes24/7 February 25, 2011