penislessness

The state of being without a penis.

I curse you with penislessness! You and all your children, and your children's children for a thousand generations, will be cursed with penislessness! And Vishnu will beat you with his many arms. Very fast.
You mean they'll be women?
Shut up. I curse you.

by PervinMervin February 24, 2011

penisless

without penis

i am penisless

by penislessness October 6, 2008

Penislexia

An excuse a guy gives when he tries to put it in the wrong hole *accidentally*, of course.

Like in the Spike and Mike's Festival of animation in the early 1990s, a cartoon that has the only dialog of "WRONG HOLE" at the end is a perfect example of penislexia.

by Shindig8 June 25, 2010

penisleg

Leg that looks like a penis.

Fuck off you penisleg.

by ratatuli May 4, 2015

penisskeeball

While receiving oral sex in an inclined position, the male attempts to insert his balls while the length of his shaft is presently inserted in the females oral cavity, or the depths of her throat.

My wife and I penisskeeballed last night and we had so much fun we wanted to tell you about it.

by King Heibai July 18, 2015

Penissed

When a ghost, spirit, or jinn rape you. Specifically by sticking their penis inside of you.

The ghost penissed me last night and the dick was so good.

by WitchGirl666 June 20, 2020

penislet

the penis of a child. Also called a penisling.

Your penis looks like a penislet.

by uttam maharjan October 2, 2011