smoking penises

what I do on the weekends

Guy 1: I'm tripping off of LSD
Guy 2: That's gay man, I'm tripping off of smoking penises

Guy 1: Yo that's sick dude. lemme try that.

by Young Thug July 13, 2015

At least I'm not rubbing penises all over myself

"At least I'm not rubbing penises all over myself."
(Introspective)

"At least YOU'RE....."
(Outrospective)

-Phrase meaning "It could always be worse..." or "I could be doing worse things right now."

Examples of At least I'm not rubbing penises all over myself.

A) Reassuring; In a bad situation used to remind another that "it could be worse." (Ex: "I know your life is chaotic right now, and you're full of inner pain....But at least you're not rubbing penises all over yourself.)

B) Optimistic; Use to reassure oneself that "It's not that bad." {Ex: "Even though I have no money, no job, no car, no girl...at least I'm not rubbing penises all over myself.")

C) Derogatory; Used to insinuate homosexuality in a straight friend. (Ex: "I may be having sex with a fat chick...BUT at least IM not rubbing PENISES ALL OVER MYSELF...GARY!")

by Eric Vilenica, Cody Hausner, Mike Pope January 11, 2009

peniseizure

When a man comes and his penis has a little seizure releasing erm... stress.

Omg dude, i totally had an awesome peniseizure last night!

by noollab December 16, 2010

Penissey

1.When you jack off while listening to Morrissey.

I will be sure to do a penissey after I poop.

by Jack Wade April 7, 2007

smokin penises

Smoking large blunts. Or abnormally huge cigarettes.

No homo bro but we smokin penises
-Young Thug

by Jackeobyslapoyonnecrappy December 5, 2016

Penised

Sexual intercourse involving the use of a penis. Not a fake penis, but a real penis possesed by a male of the species. e.g. a lesbian cannot "penis" another lesbian.

Dude, wookie totally penised lyzzi last night.

by Fianslip April 18, 2006

penise and also dicke and balls

A meme that started from a tumblr post which read:
sext: penise and also dicke and balls
this meme is often used ironically by meme pages on facebook.

gf: send me something sexy
me: penise and also dicke and balls

by Bigbootybuttholechuggin69 December 30, 2016