Peniscillin

Available only as a prescription, a medicine used to cure all dick infections.

Before the doctor put me on peniscillin my cock felt like it was gonna explode.

by SenseiTheLegend November 2, 2022

penicide

The act of killing or mortally wounding a male's penis.

Lorena Bobbit commited penicide when she severed her husbands penis with a kitchen knife.

"Stan, whatever you do don't piss your girlfriend off, she's crazy enough to commit penicide!"

by The Citrus Commander January 12, 2009

penisite

a man with a small penis

My eleven year old brother is a penisite being that he has not yet reached puberty.

by Hermione Wannabe March 3, 2007

peniscillin

When your not feeling good and medicine isn't gonna help . Resort to the long lasting cure of dicken her down

She's had a long day and isn't feeling good , she needs some peniscillin

by imjustadogdontblameme August 10, 2016

peniscake

An object or person which really sucks, badly.

Charter Communications is a bunch of penis cakes

by Mikael Draven April 10, 2004

Penischeese

Penischeese is a very high quality form of cheese. It is make out of male cum, which is then boiled down until it curdles. The curds will begin getting hard, as you steam them, be sure to not let them to hard or else they will burst. When the penischeese is hard enough, but not too hard, strain them, pick them up and then beat them until needed. Have fun! But not too much...

“What new kink are we gonna try today?” - mistress

“Well... I was thinking penischeese...” - man hoe
“What’s that?” - mistress
“Cheese made from cum...” - man hoe
...
“...i want a divorce...” - mistress

“WE ARENT EVEN MARRIED JDMFMSKD?!?!” man hoe

by Piece Of Shitt January 16, 2021

Penisfire

The sensation that occurs when a male person gets a venereal disease.

John cried loudly because of his penisfire.

by BugsyTK January 4, 2007