by krystdopey December 1, 2010
1. A penile is your DING DONG penis.
2. The "tra-la-la" of the male variety.
3. The oposite of a "vagai-gai."
2. The "tra-la-la" of the male variety.
3. The oposite of a "vagai-gai."
Person 1: "Awmg I be jealous of your penile, brah!"
Person 2: "I know, right! It's like... twice the size of my penis!!"
Person 2: "I know, right! It's like... twice the size of my penis!!"
by <33Divine<33 September 25, 2010
1. Someone who is authoritarian, and doles out justice with a slap to the face with a cold piece of ham or meat.
2. From the notorious individual "The Almighty Penilizer" in the 1820s, who dealt criminals a blow about the face and shoulders, usually with a cold cut of beef. Refers to anyone who wields meat as a weapon.
3. A surprise attack, leaving one stunned or possibly knocked unconscious.
2. From the notorious individual "The Almighty Penilizer" in the 1820s, who dealt criminals a blow about the face and shoulders, usually with a cold cut of beef. Refers to anyone who wields meat as a weapon.
3. A surprise attack, leaving one stunned or possibly knocked unconscious.
"Was that a penilizer, just now?"
"That chief of justice is a real penilizer."
"I bet he thinks he's a regular penilizer, waving around that sausage like he owns the place!"
"A plane? A train? A UFO? No! Its Penilizer!!!!"
"That chief of justice is a real penilizer."
"I bet he thinks he's a regular penilizer, waving around that sausage like he owns the place!"
"A plane? A train? A UFO? No! Its Penilizer!!!!"
by Follower of The Might of P. July 20, 2009
We were in the showers, and feelings of Penility overwhelmed me.
by xxxx December 10, 2003
a harsh form of punishment, the penis is surgically removed from the genital area and re-attached to the forehead of the offender
by the kdw May 2, 2010
Pronunciation: 'pE-"nIl
Function: adjective
: of, relating to, or affecting denial of the penis. Most commonly denial of the lack of length.
Function: adjective
: of, relating to, or affecting denial of the penis. Most commonly denial of the lack of length.
by slayer of ignorance September 13, 2005
An extremely large penis.
Origin: The words "penis" and "Nile" combined; the Nile river being a long body of water that is worshiped for bringing life to Egypt.
Origin: The words "penis" and "Nile" combined; the Nile river being a long body of water that is worshiped for bringing life to Egypt.
by Allora December 2, 2003