penguin

1. another sexy animal although populating this world may also be found in mine and others imaginations romping with the snufallofaguses.

1. My snufallofagus is playing with my penguin.

by super k December 14, 2008

penguin

a member of the group of "birds" known as penguins. in reality they are an evil race of aliens who have been in hiding but will soon rise up and enslave or kill all humans.

Holy shit! That penguin just killed Dave! They're attacking!

by TheMute1 October 26, 2004

penguin

One of the cutest birds who can't fly. They live in the Southern Hemisphere.

My penguin could play soccer and was named jermaine.He could not fly.

by JaRoDu March 23, 2007

penguin

Homie gee's that have their pants slung so ridiculously low that they have to walk like a penguin with a back and forth swaying motion.

Chris: (Pointing and laughing)
Homie gee: Yo, what you laughin' at bitch.
Chris: You.
Homie: What da hell fo'?
Chris: Since when do penguins talk?
Homie: What da hell ya talkin' 'bout?
Chris: I see intelligence is lost on you too.
Homie: What mf?
Chris: Witty comeback penguin......
Homie: What?
Chris: (Points and laughs even more)
Homie: (Waddles away in distress knowing he has just been put down, but still cannot figure out why)

by Chris Hitchcock January 26, 2008

penguin

penguins do have knees

penguins may waddle but they have knees

by lauren e February 19, 2005

penguin

A slightly overused head dress that women use to make men into empowered woman dinosaur rights activists with a slight fetish for ice cream sculptures

Those penguins sure know how to eat cheese

by nutsnutsnuts June 15, 2010

penguin

Someone who is a snitch or a backstabber.

I really wanted to watch a movie with Richard, but he ditched me to hang out with Ned. What a penguin!

by amiina June 24, 2014