penissy

adj. To describe something with penis-like qualities.

"Hey man, that bald guy over there is looking rather penissy today."

by dustinc87 December 14, 2008

penesexual

penesexual is where u like boys but not their dang-a-langs
same with girls basically ur straight but u just havent advanced into to liking penis or vagina

girl-hes sooooo cute
*boy whips out his penis*
girl-EW!

thts what a penesexual is :)

by heavensangelhellsdemon October 7, 2011

Penestration

To become frustrated from the inability to penetrate or be penetrated sexually.

Despite copius amounts of lubricant, Carl's fat, girthy cock was simply to big to cram into Dana's tight bung hole. After an hour of trying, they both gave up feeling nothing but penestration.

by Eaton Holgoode November 18, 2015

Penes

The correct usage for the plural of penis. However, it should not be a real word; because there should never be a sentence involving more than one penis.

Drunk slut: Oh, I sucked so many penes last night

Random guy: That shouldn't even be a word.

by webbedtoehero January 17, 2011

Penussy

A gential area that has both male and female characteristics. The combination of a penis and a pussy.

Dude, sometimes when I take a leak I do it standing up, sometimes sitting down. Having a penussy is very confusing. Stop talking about my penussy.

by El Duce November 26, 2004

Peeness

An incredible urge to urinate

A peeness suddenly came over me and I had to rush to the toilet

by affleck April 29, 2009

Penissaurusrex

A mature sexist man who believes he's still attractive to women usually over 45 with a tiny cock and useless hands

See that old guy over there drinking halfs and staring at the barmaids tits he's a penissaurusrex

by Kali_mist November 4, 2016