pengism

A scrub who can't speak proper english and forms incoherent sentences that are horrendously grammatically incorrect. When confronted about the mistake, the person who uttered the pengism will deny anything wrong occured.

Person 1: I now posses a piece of iPod touch 4g silicon case. Do you want buy it?
Person 2: What the hell is posses? And what the hell is a piece of a case? And want buy it?
Person 1: What's wrong?
Person 2: PENGISM!!!

by trender34 September 22, 2011

Penismeister

The master of all penis's that draws pictures of huge penis's in the Penn State bathrooms. This happens most every day at the branch campus in Altoona Pennsylvania in the Hawthorn building inside of the boys bathroom. Someone named the Penismeister draws a dick across one of the stalls or across the whole bathroom depending on his mood I guess. Then he usually signs his drawings in cursive with the pseudonym "Penismeister". No one has ever caught the Penismeister but I often check the bathroom to see if he has struck because it entertains me! He constantly has to come back to draw new ones because he only writes in pencil and the janitorial staff is quick to erase it! I know for a fact that there have been actual stake outs and stings to catch the guy but the harder they try to find him the bigger his penis drawings get. Thats why he is the master! NO! The Meister!

ME:Dude!! Did you see the latest penismeister???
Guy: NO! Where is it???
ME: It is in the far stall today! That guy is a genius!
Guy: Yeah I know lets scope out the bathroom to try to meet him.
ME: lol thats funny you know the guy will never be found!
Guy: I want to shake that guys hand!
ME: Are you sure about that?

by Penismeister September 3, 2010

ejaculistic pencisiliation

to vigorously introduce a pencil into one's ass crack, with extreme prejudice, for the purpose of sexual arousal

Everything was goin fine until she reached onto my desk, and gave me a brutal case of ejaculistic pencisiliation.

by Wonderbra April 14, 2003

penismaster

A penismaster is someone who works with meats (i.e. deli, butcher shop). It can also be used to describe some who has had many experiences with penises (i.e. seductive women). However, it cannot be used to describe someone who excepts money for sexual deeds involving penises such as prostitues.

That guy at the deli is such a penismaster.

The girl last night was a penismaster.

You are a penismaster.

by Yunk-A-Dunk September 27, 2007

penisman

A raver also known as Scribbles.
The PenisMan always wears a giant Penis outfit at raves/clubs/parties or any other location he may be.

Dude, did you see the PenisMan? He's such a dick!

by Scribbles AKA Penis Man May 5, 2008

Green Penismen

Another name for Creepers in Minecraft.

Dude 1: What did you get from that cave?

Dude 2: I got some stone, some iron ore, some coal, and som- *BOOM!* FAAAK! Just got killed by a Green Penismen, and now i gotta get my stuff again.. Goddammit! -_-

by ROFLcycle January 12, 2014

penismuncher

A person, usually a woman, who, while giving a blow job, bites on the penis of the male he/she is giving a blow job to

The blow job I got from her was great, except when she she bit on my penis, what a penismuncher.

by Jostin June 1, 2006