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fountain pen

Old fashioned yet way superior way to write. If used PROPERLY, they can be made to write with different thicknesses and consistencies, and they require little pressure to write. How can you not like a pen you have control over that doesn't give you arthritis?
Wow, that chick in class writing with the fountain pen has style!
by Nnnick September 3, 2006
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Pen Griffey

Pen Griffey is one of Bryson Tiller's aliases. It's a play off Ken Griffey Jr., the retired MLB star.
Bryson Tiller: Girl I'm Pen Griffey Too

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by ThePrincesssssss January 3, 2016
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veal-fattening pen

A veal fattening pen is a work environment where the employee sits within a cube farm. In addition to the inconvenience of having no privacy in the veal-fattening pen, a whole series of specialized organizational products will now require purchase or you'll have no place to put your gear. i.e. T-pins instead of push-pins and so on. See also: cube farm
It is time to quit your job when the walls come in for your new veal-fattening pen; for by next week you'll be working in a cube farm.
by ginger petunia May 16, 2004
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dab pen effect

The absolute buttfuck of your tolerance that occurs when you trade out your trusty devils lettuce in favor of the convenience, potency, and sex-appeal of a dab pen. This is mainly due to the fact that the urge to hit a dab pen once it enters your field of view is roughly seven times stronger than the urge to rub your penis to step-sister porn for five hours after a metric fuck-ton of Adderall.
Yoon: Man, after getting this dab pen I can't even feel weed anymore.
Sam: Maybe you should cut back man, you've been hitting that thing (4)24/7.
Yoon: It's aight, I'll just get another one.
Sam: Be careful bro, you'll get cock-blasted by the dab pen effect
by BernieMadoff's left ball March 26, 2020
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ball point pen ass

After pooping no matter how many times you wipe your anus, there is a brown smear on the toilet paper. Over and over and over.......
Dude, I just went through two rolls of toilet paper 'cause I have ball point pen ass.....
by Kamikariad March 31, 2015
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pen slut

Someone who has an obsession with fancy writing implements and typically uses a different strange pen every day, or even every hour.
You can spot a pen slut easily if his/her desk contains at least a dozen Pilot Precisions, PhD retractables, Signo Gelsticks, or swank souvenir pens. If you ask the pen slut to borrow one, he/she will probably fish around for a Bic ballpoint rather than let you waste the precious ink of, say, his/her teal Y&C Gel Xtreme 0.7
I am a pen slut; on my desk at work, I have five pencil cups containing 84 pens. My favorites are the Marvy Gel Excels and the San Fran one with the moving cable car in the barrel. No, you CANNOT borrow it.
by creaternity May 1, 2006
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